Saturday, November 11, 2006

Adding new questions to the "Things I want to know but will never find out" list...



Why do some middle-aged/old men like to pee in a queer manner? They pull their pants halfway down so the entire toilet, whether they like it or not, has to look at them in carying degrees of sickening indecency, stand like ten metres away from the damn urinal, spread their legs like you thought only hookers and secreteries can, and when they actually get down to peeing they have to thrust their hips forward and bend their legs. That is a thousand different types of obscene. Are they doing it because they have weak knees? Because their sight is failing them? Because they want to create the image of huge genitals.....in front of other males?Really?

Related to the previous question, why do the majority of old men have to clear their throats at a roughly equivalent volume to a rock concert? Why do they have to rush for every public transport seat available, even willing to push past/barge through/obnoxiously block/menacingly glare at every one to do it? Do they really think the world owes them a living? I don't mind respecting elders, but time has proven time and time again(HAHAH PUN) that age is not exactly a measure of, well, anything. Not even wrinkles. Ecspecially when these people prove they don't really deserve the respect they believe they are due.

On another note, I think I saw another hot tranny today. Well, at least I think I did, because this person was standing between the male and female toilets, quite obviously pondering which one to enter. In case any of you are wondering I haven't been developing a tranny fetish of some sort, they've just been popping up somewhat more regularly late that I can't help but take notice. So no, not my fault.

1 Comments:

Blogger Sarah said...

and where on earth are you going that you see all those trannies?

9:42 PM  

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