I haven't gone to school for 2 days, haven't done any work to speak of for 2 weeks. It looks like the A levels aren't going to be too friendly to me. I'd be like that uncle who always barged in unwelcome in the family of the exams. Then again, it's always been that way, so I've learnt not to complain about it.

Now, before anyone screams, points a finger, screams "CLOSET MUGGER", ties me to a stick and burns me, stabs me with a wooden stake or try to trap me with outdated Ghostbusters technology, I promise that all this is true, and I'm not the god of mugging and slacking simultaneously. And though I don't intend to fail my A levels with spectacularly lousy grades it's more of a product of accumulated nothingness rather than an objective of my part.

On a side note, however, not studying does free up an awful lot of time to do meaningless things like watch MTV, sleeping 12 hours a day, jumping on a spacecraft to Pluto, no longer a planet but a rock with an orbit, save the world, kill vampires and guest-star on reality shows.

Grumble. There have been a veritable lack of issues to speak of these days, and mindless dribble about X cheating on Y for Z and so on is both uninteresting and well-known already, so let me just say that...

Superman speaks Japanese.(yes, this is true.)