If I were playing in the world cup, I'd like to play against Croatia, because I'd get a tablecloth for free when we do the jersey switch.

The Argentina - Serbia & Montenegro match was just unfair. Imagine Godzilla vs Nelson from the Simpsons. Or Drew Carey vs Mike Tyson for a date with Anna Kournikova. 90-minute-long story short, Argentina ran over Serbia, then stomped them to a pulp when the Serbian carcass tried to get up.

Holland - Cote d' Ivoire is looking pretty good right now, despite it looking somewhat like a masters vs slaves match from Colonial times. Think along The Longest Yard lines. Which is why I think the Ivory Coast just might sneak something out of the match when Robben gets red-carded for diving a second time.