10 Notes I need to make to myself :

1) Always eat wholemeal bread at home first, mold is harder to see on wholemean bread.

2) Pliers are not the solution to a song stuck in your head.

3) Get a transparent jug to put water in, lest said jug contains a cockroach.

4) Falling asleep in the middle of a movie is only a waste of money if the show isn't more than 3 hours long.

5) Pool sticks are meant to hit the balls on the table.

6) "Hello sir, you look like you could use some help satisfying your wife!" is not a good opening line for a viagra/potency drug salesman.

7) Bar soap is not advisable in NS.

8) Not all glass doors slide open for you.

9) Taxi drivers are really retired stunt doubles/Nascar drivers.

10) Prata is one of the most versatile food items around. Very soon we'll be having sandwich-flavoured prata for lunch, wan ton prata for lunch and McPrata for dinner.

7 questions I am going to have make notes about sometime soon :

1) Did I remember to take the milk out of the freezer?

2) Is 3 hours enough for milk to chill in a freezer?

3) If churned cheese makes butter, if I toss frozen milk around or play kickabout with it, would I get butter?

4) Isn't allowing gay marraige a way of wiping homosexuals off the face of the earth?

5) Is mentos + coke fact or fiction?

6) Do you bring shampoo into NS?

7) How many shots can a person take before being drunk?

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It seems idleness is the key to random acts of both creativity and stupidity. At some point, you'd think they'd be interchangeable.